Heidi Montag is an American reality television star born on September 15, 1986 in Crested Butte, Colorado. Heidi is best known for her role on MTV reality television series "The Hills". Heidi became best friends with "Hills" star Lauren Conrad when the two of them attended fashion school together in San Francisco. After moving to Los Angeles to attend fashion school, Heidi dropped out with an internship opportunity at nightlife production company Bolthouse Productions. Heidi was Lauren Conrad's first roommate in Los Angeles and has since split ways over a highly publicized feud and sex tape scandal. Heidi has since begun a singing career with famous producer David Foster. Heidi has been linked to "Hills" co-star Spencer Pratt. Heidi's simplistic style mixes with Hollywood's latest trends. As MTV continues to timeline her life through a TV show, we will be right there to catch her latest style and fashion trends.

Heidi Montag seen on Feb 13 2010 in Las Vegas, NV. Heidi Montag and her hubby Spencer Pratt were spotted hosting a Valentine's Day-themed bash at hotspot PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas on February 13, marking Heidi's first public appearance since her massive 10 plastic surgery procedures. For her red carpet outing, Heidi chose a red strapless dress that Heidi says she designed - for the record, it doesn't seem like there are many "design elements" in this dress, it's basically your run of the mill sexy strapless dress. For a few similar frocks, check out either Voom by Joy Han's Eyelet Bubble Dress in Red or Sky's Rio Mini Dress in Red. Heidi paired her statement-making mini with Christian Louboutin heels, a black clutch (try Laura Matthews Designs' Patent and Lucite Clutch in Black) and a matching heart necklace and ring. For something a bit less cutesy, check out Erica Anenberg's Charm Necklace in Gold. What are your overall thoughts on Heidi's look here, and her new face and body in general? Can you believe this is the same girl as Lauren's ex-compadre on "The Hills"? Wild! She's barely recognizable. In a recent interview, Lauren finally commented on all of Heidi's plastic surgery procedures, simply saying: "it's a look." You can say that again! Heidi seems to be happy with her new face, however, and I guess that's really all that matters. At her PURE hosting engagement, Heidi was seen dancing and waving to the crowd when her song "Body Language" came on, and "later headed to the DJ booth to wish the crowd a Happy Valentine’s Day. She introduced her song “Turn Ya Head” by saying 'this is one of my new songs.' When the song started to play, Heidi made her way back up to the front of the VIP area to dance along with her fans." I can't picture "fans" actually dancing to Heidi's "music"?

Heidi Montag seen on Aug 06 2009 in Hollywood, CA. Oh, it's been a while since we've seen the demure, elegant, natural beauty Heidi Montag grace the pages of our blog, so as not to disappoint her legions of loyal fans, here she is! If you couldn't tell - total sarcasm, peeps! Heidi was spotted shamelessly promoting her issue of Playboy last night at the Hollywood premiere of the new action film G.I. Joe, held at Mann’s Chinese Theater, of course looking like the portrait of domestic bliss with hubby Spencer Pratt close by her side the entire time. Turning on the glitz for the premiere, HM (or is it HP now, for Pratt?) started with a shimmering, sheer patterned tank (for similar options, check out Zoa's super cool, sheer Scoop Neck Animal Print Tunic in Deep Blue, Gold Hawk's Chevron Top in Moonless Night, Twisted Heart's Monte Carlo Tank in Bleu, or LaROK's Serengeti Tunic in Black Zebra) over a pair of black short-shorts (like Rails' Mila Short in Black), a glittery clutch (try a gold alternative with Antoinette Lee Designs' Vita Snake Clutch in Gold), a black Hermes cuff with silver hardware that I am dying over, an an interestingly patterned pair of Christian Louboutin booties. Finishing touches? Her big blonde Barbie hair and blinding white teeth. What do you think readers - is this one of Heidi's best looks, or is it all just WAY too much? For those of you (hey, there's probably one or two out there) who are intrigued by Heidi's Playboy shoot, don't get too riled up just yet. Heidi's sis Holly has revealed to Us Weekly that Heidi's not getting nude for the pictorial. Then what's the point, Heidi? I say, if you're gonna do it, go whole hog! I mean, you have to admit she's got the body for it.

Heidi Montag seen on May 18 2009 in New York, NY. The always media-hungry Heidi Montag was spotted posing away before entering a taping of "Live with Regis and Kelly" with husband Spencer Pratt in NYC earlier today, May 18, and I have to ask - exactly what is it that they have to promote now? Besides themselves shamelessly, of course. However, Heidi's ensemble did manage to remain chic and somewhat classy, as she paired a high-waisted bandage skirt (for a longer version, try Black Halo's High Waist Pencil Skirt in Geranium) with a grey tank (I love the added shimmer of Autumn Cashmere's Foil Print Tank in Limestone Silver) and a white jacket (similar to Woo's Martin Coat in White). Next up were a pair of charcoal metallic platforms, an oversized iridescent crocodile clutch (check out Posse New York's Natalie Clutch in Pearl White), a gauzy grey scarf, and a silver charm necklace (like Maya Brenner Designs' Sparkler Necklace in Silver). So I ask of you, dear readers, do you enjoy HM's look? Look past her as a person, however annoying she may be, and be honest! Ever since Heidi married the awful Spencer, she has said that she is legally taking his last name, Pratt, as his wife. However, she has much higher aspirations for her solo career. Says Mrs. Pratt, "In keeping with the great tradition of stars like Madonna and Cher who are on a first-name-only basis with their fans, I’ve decided to go by the name of ‘Heidi.’" Hmm... what do you think, will Heidi follow in the legendary careers of both of these artists? Spencer echoes, "Legally, she’s a Pratt. But to her fans she is ‘Heidi.’ I totally support my beautiful wife—no matter what she calls herself." For marrying you, S? She should call herself an idiot!

Heidi Montag seen on Apr 17 2009 in Beverly Hills, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted indulging at some retail therapy at Barney's New York in Beverly Hills while chatting away on her BlackBerry on April 17, opting for an all-black look with a few strategic pops of color. She started with a basic black cardigan (like Raw 7's Embroidered Cardigan in Life Black) over a black top (take your look to a luxe level with Rails' Caitlyn Top in Black), and paired with black shorts (similar to Hudson Jeans' Hayden Signature Short in Black) and edgy black leather peeptoe heels with neon pink accents. Accessory wise, Montag grabbed an oversized black studded bag and then kept her jewelry simple, with a large black ring (add a pop of color with Rachel Leigh's Enamel Ring in Blue) and enamel bracelets (check out Rock Paper Scissors' Python Bangle in Black/White). What are your thoughts on Heidi's look - are you feeling it or no? As I'm sure you've heard by now, Heidi and Spencer are set to get married (for real this time!) on Saturday, and their "friend"/blogger Perez Hilton is speaking out about the couple. Perez says, "I think Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not going to last forever, but I do give them at least 10 years, which is a really long time for any couple." Perez continues, "Spencer and Heidi are friends of mine, I would say. I know them outside the cameras and they generally really love each other and this time they're getting married for real." Okay, first of all - I love how Perez always manages to get in there that he is "friends" with all of these celebrities. Second, I don't know if I buy that they are "really in love" - I think they are both just fameseekers who have found each other! Perez adds what he thinks would make the perfect wedding gift for the two... "A video camera, so they can film their sex tape." I'm shocked that a sex tape hasn't "leaked" yet! What about you?

Heidi Montag seen on Apr 09 2009 in Hollywood, CA. Heidi Montag was seen posing on the hood of an Aston Martin while filming her new music video (AKA Spencer with a handheld camera) for her upcoming single "Look How I'm Doing" outside of Crown Bar on Thursday night, April 9, in Hollywood. Check out the music video teaser here. Okay, I have so much to say about this I need to collect my thoughts. First, why does she continue to use Spencer and his handheld camera to film her "videos"?? Can't she hire a professional crew? Second, why does she continue to make these super amateur lipsynching music videos? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually think I like the beat of this song, but her super computerized voice is just out of control. She needs to stop! Turn down the tacky cheesy factor and just take a step back. For her look for the evening, Heidi chose a LBD (similar to Cleo Brands' Iris Dress in Black or Ingwa Melero's Sofia Dress in Jet Black) paired with CC Skye's Double Wrap Bracelet in Silver, black cutout stilletos, and a sparkly silver clutch (try Antoinette Lee Designs' Vita Snake Clutch in Gold, or Posse New York's Natalie Clutch in Pearl White for a more subdued option). What are your thoughts on the outfit - yay or nay? While I'm sure you are aware that Heidi and Spencer got "married" in Mexico a while back but decided not to make it legal once they were back in the US, the two are set to legally wed on April 25. Says a "source" (probably Spencer), "This will be the real wedding. It’s being filmed as the season finale for ‘The Hills.’ Heidi and Spencer were previously married during a ceremony in Mexico, but they never made it official here in the States." Of course they're filming it for "The Hills" - no surprise there! Cue the crocodile tears.

Heidi Montag seen on Apr 02 2009 in Los Angeles, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted in Los Angeles on April 2, getting ready to film a scene for the upcoming season of "The Hills," and it looks like she's renewed her membership to Bag Borrow or Steal! Toting along a baby blue Birkin, Heidi slipped into a pair of super skinny destroyed jeans (Joe's Jeans' Cigarette Skinny Jean in Zoe are like Heidi's sans the rips) and nude Loubs, as well as a plaid top (similar to LaROK's Zooey Top in Multi) and a cropped tan jacket (check out Gold Hawk's Belted Leather Jacket in Pale Yellow). Finally, she finished things up with a delicate silver bracelet (try Calico Juno's Bracelet 3 in Gold). What do you think of Heidi's 'fit - digging it or hating it? Heidi's publicity machine has been working overtime this past week, as four of her new tracks were "leaked" online, including tracks such as Look How I'm Doing and More is More. Lay it on me loyal readers - what are your thoughts on Heidi's music? Additionally, HM is dishing on the next season of her show, and discussing Lauren's departure from the show. Says Heidi, "'The Hills' hasn't even really begun, yet I think this is just the beginning. We don’t need [Lauren]. We’ll miss her. I just don’t know if we need her." Ouch! She continues, "I’m not surprised [Lauren]’s leaving. I know she hasn’t been wanting to be do this for a while, and [the life she really leads] is not on camera. So I think it's a closing chapter for her. I’m sure she’ll have fun and success. She's gotta leave the dramas to the pros! I love 'The Hills' and I definitely don't want to go anywhere anytime soon. That’s my home and I'm so grateful to be on it, so we'll see." I think Heidi knows she's lucky to be on such a successful show and wouldn't leave it for the world!

Heidi Montag seen on Mar 11 2009 in Los Angeles, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted on the red carpet of Star Magazine's Young Hollywood Issue Event in Los Angeles on March 11, looking quite demure (for her). Starting with a sophisticated updo, Heidi slipped into a figure-hugging white dress (check out Gold Hawk's Tribal Queen Dress in After Glow or Ecoganik's Empire Waist Bubble Dress in White) and paired with a matching cuff (go a little more exotic with Rock Paper Scissors' Python Bangle in Black/White) and Loubs, and a small, woven clutch (try Posse New York's Natalie Clutch in Pearl White). What are your thoughts on HM's outfit - yay or nay? Personally, I think this is the classiest we might have ever seen her! In other Heidi news, she sure has been keeping herself busy these days, what with trips to "The View" with Spencer, hitting up the recording studio to work on her album that is due this summer, and stopping by In N Out for a burger and fries (of course, with Spencer). This morning, Heidi updated her Twitter with "What an amazing day! Praise God for another day of life!! Let's all enjoy every second today all we have in this life is this moment!!" Heidi Montag, preacher? Either way, this girl sure seems to be busy and enjoying her days!

Heidi Montag seen on Jan 24 2009 in Anaheim, CA. Heidi Montag made an appearance at the "Affliction" WAMMA (World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts) Championships in Anaheim on January 24, taking time to pose with Spencer Pratt (who else would she be there with?) and with MMA fighter Kevin Casey, a very pregnant Jenna Jameson, and Donald and Melania Trump before grabbing food at the concession stand and watching the fight. For her outfit, Heidi first started with what looks like a Chanel jacket (for a more affordable option, check out Amberlynn's Zipper Bomber Jacket in Black) over a white blouse, like Gold Hawk's Tribal Eyelet Camisole in White Essence. Heidi paired these with a black leather miniskirt (Prairie New York's Wool Pleated Skirt in Black Flannel is also pretty cool), knee-high cage inspired boots, and a black python bag (check out Julie K Handbags' Jules Weekender Tote in Ocean Exotic). Okay CoutureCandy readers, don't hate me... I really like this outfit! I think the classic choice of black and white with the modern aspects of the different textures looks great. Maybe if it wasn't HM wearing this... can you imagine Ashley or MK in this outfit, or Rachel Bilson? Killer. For those of you who follow Heidi and Spencer's posed paparazzi photoshoots, you'll probably remember the two of them wearing the pro-Sarah Palin t-shirts while drinking beer and carrying guns (where do I even start with all of that???) a while back, it seems now they've changed their tune and have jumped ship to the Democratic side. The two were recently spotted going for a "candid" bicycle ride while wearing "Barack N Roll" tshirts and giving the thumbs up. Oh geez, these two never fail to be as cheesy as humanly possible in front of the paps!

Heidi Montag seen on Jan 07 2009 in Beverly Hills, CA. Okay, here's the thing with Heidi Montag: I know that pretty much everyone can't stand her, and yet she still manages to think of ways to be tacky and annoying in front of the paparazzi that she probably called herself. Here's Heidi in one outfit headed into a nail salon on January 7 (R), and here's Heidi leaving said nail salon in a different outfit, proudly displaying her Chanel-emblazoned manicure (L). Her next stop? Why of course to the Chanel store, to show all of the employees who probably cringe every time they see her coming. On a more positive note, I must say that I actually do like her outfit on the right, especially her killer YSL platforms. On the left, Heidi paired a sleeveless chunky sweater (check out Smitten's Sleeveless High Neck Belted Vest in Oatmeal) with an oversized snakeskin tote (like Julie K Handbags' Eliza Flat Bag in Ice Exotic) and jeans; on the right, she slipped on what looks like a sweater/scarf set (Cake Couture's Peacock Embroidered Cardigan in Granite is cool, and in the same color family) with zippered jeans (check out 7 for All Mankind's cropped Zip Gwenevere Jean in Los Feliz) and the YSL's. What do you think of Heidi's look(s) - were they totally killed by the unbelievably tacky nails? While HM and Spencer have yet to legalize their Mexican "wedding," the two are now planning on televising their real ceremony. Says Spencer, "We had our elopement, and to me, that counts, but we’re going to have a bigger wedding for friends and family." He continued, "We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters." And why wouldn't they? They do everything else on TV or in front of some sort of camera. I have a feeling there's a lot more haters than fans.

Heidi Montag seen on Dec 30 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted heading to lunch in LA with (shocking) Spencer Pratt and Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey, who is currently shooting a reality show where he tries to work up the ranks of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, on December 30, dressing down for the daytime (trust me, this is dressing down for Heidi). For a similar look, start with Cake Couture's French Cottage Tunic in Black, and pair with a dark pair of charcoal jeans, like Denim of Virtue's Patience 5 Pocket Tapered Jeans in Dark Grey. Next up, Heidi wore her favorite pair of studded Gucci boots and a black cuff (check out CC Skye's Studio 54 Mesh Cuff in Gold), and chose a sparkly black necklace (take a look at Michele Michel Jewelry's Hematite Opera Necklace on Onyx in Silver for a dash of sparkle). And of course, not one to forgot to wear as many competing designer brands as possible, Heidi wore a flashy pair of D&G sunglasses and a toted along a Louis Vuitton bag for her lunch meeting. What do you think of Heidi's look here - I know most of you can't stand this girl, but, you must admit this look isn't as bad as they usually are! To ring in the New Year, Heidi and Spencer celebrated New Year's Eve with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz at PURE nightclub in Vegas, counting down with other partygoers such as Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian. What about you - how did you ring in 2009?

Heidi Montag seen on Nov 13 2008 in Beverly Hills, CA. The always classy and NEVER tacky Heidi Montag was spotted making her grand entrance to a dinner at Cut in the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with boyfriend slash puppetmaster Spencer Pratt, in Beverly Hills on November 13. Now on to Heidi's "outfit." I have to say, I do like the grey dress (similar to Elizabeth Gillett Ltd's Desira Dress in Grey) with the matching belt to give definition (like Jack Rabbit Collection's Icon Belt in Grey), but the whole "Sexy Librarian" shoes with the knee-highs is just a NO. If she wore a pair of simple black stilettos instead, I think the outfit would have been saved. Finishing things off, Heidi grabbed a black chain bag (similar to Carla Mancini's Small Clutch in Black), and slipped on a few bangles, and called it a night. Is it just me, or is Heidi morphing into a Pamela Anderson - Holly Madison clone? Eek! In other Montag news, it seems that she and Spencer have signed on to cameo on the CBS comedy "How I Met Your Mother." Oh great, just what the world needs- more of these two on TV! Spencer told Us Weekly, "Heidi and I are honored to be part of such a successful show. I don't want to give anything away... but I'm the mother." Say what? A spokesperson for the show continued, "They will be playing magazine-cover versions of themselves as Marshall desperately searches for a place to 'read a magazine' while at the office. Montag and Pratt will taunt and tease Marshall from the confines of his current copy of "Them Weekly"." Oh dear- what do you think, will you be tuning in for this?

Heidi Montag seen on Oct 29 2008 in Hollywood, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted out at Kress nightclub in Hollywood with Spencer Pratt on October 29, just hours after picking up a costume (I'm sure it was classy) at Trashy Lingerie in LA. For her night on the town, Heidi started with a bright pink top (like Miguelina's Carmen Top in Magenta, or Ziji's longer Alica Tunic in Fuchsia) tucked into a black mini (check out Qi's Tulip Skirt in Black) and a striped cardigan. Accessory wise, Montag slipped into those studded Gucci boots that she wears everywhere, and chose a long necklace (similar to Lisa K Designs' Lace Cake Necklace in Gold/Black) and a new Louis Vuitton bag from her BagBorrowOrSteal.com membership to complete her look. I might like these pieces individually, but not necessarily together- mish mosh! As I'm sure you're aware, Heidi's clothing line, Heidiwood, was recently dropped faster than a hot potato by Anchor Blue, but Heidi's still staying positive. When finding out that artist Steven Corfe recently forever immortalized Ms. Montag in a portrait mocking her giant assets (the work resembled the Barack Obama-style poster that reads "HOPE," Heidi's in turn read "GROPE"), Heidi snatched up the portrait for $2,000. In the piece, Heidi is seen holding two melons up to her chest. Heidi said, "I am so honored! When I heard about this I seriously almost cried." Tears of joy I hope. While Heidi and Spencer have not made their politically opinion a secret, Heidi is now quoted as saying, "I'm praying for McCain and Palin. Sarah Palin will do well. She is such a strong, independent woman. I'm her biggest fan." Enough said.

Heidi Montag seen on Oct 09 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. I try and be fair in my Lauren VS. Heidi coverage, so with that, Heidi Montag was spotted in yet another completely candid and spontaneous public outing, this time with her creepy controller boyfriend AKA Spencer Pratt and his sis, Stephanie, at Waffle House yesterday, October 9. For her daytime look, Heidi started with an abstract floral mini skirt (check out a similar pattern in Cake Couture's Silk Bouquet Skirt in Multi) and paired with two camisoles, a white lace cami (like Gold Hawk's Tribal Eyelet Camisole in White Essence) under a beige cami (check out Wifebeader's embroidered Cotton Ribbed Tank in Pink Champagne). Accessory wise, Heidi wore her tired blue suede Loubs that both Christina Aguilera and frenemy Lauren Conrad have been spotted in multiple times, along with an oversized white Balenciaga (check out Posse New York's Carolina Bag in White for a more wallet-friendly option than Heidi's, although I swear this girl is a member of BagBorrowOrSteal.com) and her cross necklace. And is it just me, or are her fingers and arm looking super bony and skeletal in that pic on the right? Eek! Besides all of the drama lately on her show, Heidi was spotted lunching with Audrina the day that all of the Lauren/Justin Bobby drama exploded, and Audrina recently confessed that she speaks to Heidi around once a day. Bombshell! In the meantime, Heidi is blabbing about how her castmates clothing lines (Lauren and Whitney's) are super expensive and how that's probably not the smartest idea during these tough economic times. She says, "I don’t think that’s a very smart idea. I’m praying for her because I think she needs it. I think that was the problem with other people’s lines. They’re too expensive, especially for what they are and for how much they cost. People are going to spend that much money, they’re most likely gonna buy a huge designer. I think right now it’s just a little silly." Hmm- thoughts? She goes on to say, "I want my fans to be able to get it; I want everyone to be able to access it. Fashion is not for the rich, it’s for everybody. It’s just a fun way to express yourself, if anything it should be affordable for everybody." How diplomatic!

Heidi Montag seen on Sep 07 2008 in West Hollywood, CA. Natural beauty Heidi Montag was caught in yet another real and completely un-planned moment where no paparazzi were called in advance as she lunched at the relatively unheard of eatery, The Ivy, with boyfriend Spencer Pratt, Ozzy Osbourne and wife Sharon in West Hollywood on September 7. This candid moment is so NOT desperate. Ah, the joys of sarcasm. Wearing a leopard print cropped cardigan (Autumn Cashmere's Cropped Cardigan in Carbon is a little more classic than HM's) over a black cami, Heidi tucked her light wash denim (like 7 for All Mankind's Gwenevere Jean in Butter) into a pair of black fringe boots. She then accessorized with a pair of large sunnies (check out JeeVice Optics' Egoist Sunglasses in Black), her "Bag Borrow or Steal" Hermes handbag of the month, a skinny waist belt (like Pellemelle's The Skinny Belt in Brown) and a pair of fingerless white leather gloves. Class all the way. I alluded to the fact that Heidi Montag is now a wedding dress designer in the subject of this entry, and allegedly Ms. Peroxide herself confirmed this fact. When asked by reporters if she would be designer her own dress, Heidi said, "Of course, of course!" Of course? Of course is not the answer I would expect for this question. Of course is more of an answer you reply with when asked if the sky is blue... not if Heidi Montag is designer a wedding gown!

Heidi Montag seen on Aug 18 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Heidi Montag and d-bag boyfriend Spencer Pratt were spotted frolicking for the paps in a Los Angeles park on August 18, and I have to say- Heidi was looking extra super duper Barbielicious. Pairing a black cami (Gold Hawk's Chevron Top in Moonless Night has beautiful embroidery) with extra long cuffed bootcut denim (like James Jeans' Leslie 5 Pocket Low Rise Jean in Majorca), Montag chose one of her like fifty billion Hermes bags and a pink silk scarf for her accessories. While her hair usually looks pretty good, it is WAY too curled and sprayed here, don't you think? Oh Heidi... you are never one to disappoint in the tacky department! Speaking of the tacky department, it seems that Heidi and Spencer are planning to be married on live TV! Okay, every needs to start preparing now for the "are there any objections" part of the ceremony. Cue the wedding crashers! When asked if the wedding will take place soon, Heidi replied, "I'm just waiting for that big ring." Forget love or a lifelong commitment, all Heidi needs is the bling!

Heidi Montag seen on Aug 07 2008 in West Hollywood, CA. Natural beauty (and I hope my readers know that whenever I say that I am being completely SARCASTIC) Heidi Montag was spotted lunching at Toast in West Hollywood yesterday, August 7, while filming "The Hills" and striking poses, natch. Wearing a floor length yellow maxidress (may I suggest Woo's Jessie Dress in Glimmer, Ella Moss' Piper Dress in Daisy, or Misile's Amsterdam Dress in Maize if you are looking to get your fix of sunny summertime dresses) with white shades (check out JeeVice Optics Red Hot Sunglasses in Ice White) and matching heels, Heidi (consciously or not) seemed like she was majorly supporting the Lakers with the purple-ish pink Balenciaga bag she was rocking. While we all know that Heidi and Lauren are arch enemies, it seems that Lauren's housemate, Audrina, is playing the fence. Audrina and Heidi were seen partying together at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX Tony Hawk Edition Event last week, filming for the show and, says a source, "seeming to be in good spirits and getting along." Meanwhile, Lauren has been spotted hanging with Heidi's sister, Holly Montag, the past few days. Geez, there are so many double standards and lines being crossed here I don't even know where to begin!

Heidi Montag seen on Jul 23 2008 in Malibu, CA. It's been a while since we've seen the natural beauty of Ms. Heidi Montag on the site, so I figured I might as well give you a dose of the girl that you absolutely love to hate, or just plain old hate. Heidi and Spencer were seen house hunting in Malibu on July on July 23, checking out mansions that they OBVIOUSLY can afford what with making like $100 bajillion or whatever they claimed to have made from "The Hills." For her house hunting outfit, Heidi paired a sky blue high-waisted pencil skirt with a lacy silk camisole. May I suggest Gold Hawk's 2 Tone Basic Tunic in Chateau Grey tucked into Tricia Fix's Kara Skirt in Black) for a tad more sophisticated outfit that slightly resembles Heidi's, but is not so "Barbie goes mansion shopping." Accessory wise, check out Michele Michel Jewelry's Triple Diamond Hoop Earrings in Silver) and their Wild Life Cuff in Silver). In other Montag news, it seems that her and Spencer are planning a trip to Iraq. Bada-bump! Thank you folks, I'm here all week! No, seriously... Heidi said, "My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there." Thoughts?

Heidi Montag seen on Jul 02 2008 in Pacific Palisades, CA. Truth be told, I'm still waiting for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's cheesy posed Fourth of July photoshoot! You know, where they're "candidly caught" by the paparazzi on the beach in their red, white and blue striped swimsuits, holding American flags and sparklers and sipping champagne while Spencer gives Heidi an expensive gift and she feigns shock, all the while laying on American flag beach towels with fireworks going off in the sky above. Come on, you two... what's taking you so long?? Ah well. In the meantime, here is Heidi living her rough life and shopping in Pacific Palisades from July 3, rocking one of her typical Heidi outfits, which is basically as many designers as she can jam pack onto her tiny blonde body. Heidi started with a pair of gold hued skinny Robins Jeans (the color is a cool one, I will give her that- check out Desert Blue's The Phoenix Skinny Jean in Gold) and a Missoni top (if you like the staple zigzag print, but don't feel like dishing out a whole month's rent on a top, check out Plenty by Tracy Reese's similar Halter Dress in Fuschia Zigzag), and paired with oversized shades (like Nour's Kiara Sunglasses in Manner Mania), her turquoise Balenciaga, peeptoe stilettos and a cross around her neck (because, you know, she is like crazy religious, y'all). In that same light, Heidi has released a new single online this week, titled "One More Drink." In the song, Heidi basically talks about how "one more drink is all I need before I go home with you." Sounds like all the makings of a perfect Christian album!

Heidi Montag seen on Jun 22 2008 in Woodland Hills, CA. Feminist hero Heidi Montag was spotted in another posed photo op, er, attending church in Woodland Hills with boyfriend Spencer Pratt and blogger Perez Hilton (random) on June 22. Looking pretty conservative, Heidi started her outfit with a classy camisole (like Yoana Baraschi's Hollywood Glamour Cami in Ivory) tucked into a skirt (Parameter's High Waist Mini Skirt in Black is similar to Heidi's, but comes in black). Accessory wise, Montag brought along her turquoise Balenciaga (I just realized this girl has a thing for turquoise bags- she has this one AND her Hermes Kelly bag in the same shade!), and wore a pair of gold chain sandals. The finishing touches were, of course, the big shades (check out Nour's Kiara Sunglasses in Manner Mania) and her big prayer book (oh, Lord). Heidi, Spencer and Perez in church together should be considered sacreligious. Speaking of sacreligious, UsMagazine.com released Heidi's new single, Fashion, today- and bad doesn't even begin to describe it. Basically, it is Heidi singing about designer brands, and at one point tries singing in French (and/or with some other awful accent). Give it up, HM- the singing thing is just NOT going to happen!

Heidi Montag seen on Jun 07 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Now I know that Heidi Montag is annoying to about 99.9% of my readers out there, but I also know that a majority of you out there hate her, but still love to see what she wears on a day-to-day basis. That being said, here is Heidi at the Disney "A Time For Heroes" Benefit in LA on June 7, wearing an outfit that I know some of you will love and some of you will hate. Weigh in in the comments section! Sporting a grey tank (like LaROK's Chance Tank in Twill) tucked into super duper short white shorts (an alternative to Heidi's high-waisted shorts are Hudson Jeans' Hayden Signature Short in White), I have said it before and I'll say it again... Heidi has a killer body! The back of her thighs are pretty much the antithesis of Mischa Barton. The rest of the outfit was kind of a battle of the designers (pretty much what Heidi's known for... the girl has never been a fan of subtle), as she brought along that turquoise Kelly bag she's been lugging around everywhere, and slipped on a pair of Chanel sandals. She finished her look with a matching long silk scarf. Thoughts? While we know that Heidi and Spencer are not getting a "Hills" spin-off show anytime soon, we do know that other "Hills" costar, Whitney Port, is. Hmm... I wonder if Heidi's jealous?

Heidi Montag seen on Jun 04 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted grabbing dinner on June 4 in LA at a little known restaurant where papaparazzi NEVER go to, a small place called Mr. Chow's, have you heard of it? Me neither. Ah well... for her quiet dinner Heidi decided to dress up a pair of dark skinny jeans (like Joe's Jeans' Cigarette Super Slim Jean in Kennedy) with a sultry black silk cami (check out Gold Hawk's similar Tribal Eyelet Camisole in Moonless Night) and a long black sweater (similar to Elizabeth Gillett Ltd's Brandi Sweater in Black). Heidi finished her woman-of-the-night look with a pair of black patent peeptoes and her new favorite turquoise Kelly bag. I love how even when going to dinner Heidi has to sex her outfit up just a little bit... that cami totally looks like lingerie but it works for her. Hot mess! While we all know that Heidi's face doesn't seem to be going away any time soon, Heidi seems to think that she will win an Academy Award in the future. No, I'm not joking. Heidi wants to have a music and acting career, and said in a statement, "We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives. I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious." There's a difference between being ambitious and being delusional!

Heidi Montag seen on May 29 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Feminist hero Heidi Montag was spotted with BF Spencer Pratt and Pete Wentz in LA on May 29, as Speidi showed up while Pete was filming his new show for MTV so that Spencer could interview him. Bizarre? Heidi sported a white tank (like Sydney Los Angeles' Sydney Tank in Dawn White) with a red patterned scarf, black skinnies (check out Hudson Jeans' New Stella Skinny Jean in Black) and yellow and red zebra stilettos. Bag wise Montag toted around a turquoise Kelly bag, and I have to say, is Heidi totally a member of BagBorrowOrSteal.com or what? Theres NO WAY she owns one (let alone more than one!) of these coveted bags- does the show pay her that much?! And plus I'm sure the reps from Hermes aren't too stoked that it's Heidi Montag being photographed carrying their bag. Just saying! I do like her look here though, I will give her that. Meanwhile, a new article in the Los Angeles Times hit the web about how former castmates of "The Hills," like Heidi's former co-worker Elodie, aren't happy with their portrayal on television. Wah, wah... we all know it's all in the editing!

Heidi Montag seen on May 09 2008 in Beverly Hills, CA. We haven't seen much of Heidi Montag around here lately (I've been trying to detox from her for a while), but HM was spotted doing some shopping on Rodeo Drive on May 9 with mom Darlene for a little pre-Mother's Day retail therapy. The duo hit up stores such as Hermes, Chanel, Ralph Lauren and Brooks Brothers, happily posing and smiling for the cameras (shocker). Looks like Heidi's also rockin' some new extensions, and overall, she's not looking as plastic as usual. Upgrade! For her outfit, Heidi started with a fitted black jacket over a grey burnout tee (like Hank Vintage Threads' Midieval Lion Crown Crest Tee in Charcoal), and paired with skinny black denim (check out Hudson Jeans' New Stella Skinny Poplin Jean in Black) and multicolored gladiator heels. Lovin' the kicks! While "The Hills" had its much anticipated finale on Monday night, it seems that Heidi and BF slash evil dictator Spencer Pratt were not allowed to attend the lavish afterparty bash held at a huge Beverly Hills mansion. Sources tell PerezHilton.com, "MTV caved in to Lauren's demands. They didn't let Spencer and Heidi in to the party because Lauren threatened to walk off. She didn't want any of the attention taken away from her." Lauren the diva!

Heidi Montag seen on Apr 19 2008 in West Hollywood, CA. From one Heidi to another, feminist hero Heidi Montag was spotted hawking her new clothing line, Heidiwood, at Kitson in West Hollywood yesterday, April 19, and I think it's 100% official that girl got herself a stylist because, although her outfit was a little too matchy-matchy, I think Heidi definitely worked it out. Wearing a flowy patterned Chloe chiffon dress (if you like Heidi's frock, check out similar offerings in Tricia Fix's Vanessa Mini Dress in Aqua Peacock Print and Plenty by Tracy Reese's Soft Strapless Dress in Seaside Floral) with a skinny belt (like Pellemelle's The Skinny Belt in Brown) and a leather bomber jacket, Heidi accessorized with her turquoise Balenciaga, white ceramic Chanel watch and an edgy pair of heels from Chloe's new collection. What do you think, do you like Heidi's look here (and keep in mind I am not asking if you like Heidi, but if you like her look!:). While there was some buzz circulating in Hollywood recently about whether or not there is going to be a "Hills" movie in the near future, Montag has clearly stated that if there is, she wants no part in it. Montag states, "I've never discussed a movie possibility for 'The Hills'... and I'm not sure if for my first movie I'd let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don't think that would be something I would do. If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a 'Hills' movie, I wouldn't be in it. No, thank you." You hear that, Denzel? Heidi is saving herself for you!

Heidi Montag seen on Apr 11 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Love her or hate her, Heidi Montag shows no signs of going away any time soon. Seen here at LAX on April 11 after the launch of her new line for Anchor Blue, Heidiwood, Heidi caused quite the paparazzi commotion as she prepared to board a flight with boo Spencer Pratt. Wearing a simple back romper (check out Guy Baxter's Ella Romper in Black or Holly's Alex Short Romper with Puff Sleeves in Black for similar options) with decorative sandals, a turquoise Balenciaga and aviators (like JeeVice Optics' The Crybaby II), Heidi actually does pull off good style when she tries. But then again- there's her "clothing line" that I mentioned before, cheesily titled Heidiwood. I put clothing line in quotes because I'm sure Heidi is as much of a fashion visionary as any of the great designers of our time. Nicolas Ghesquière, Marc Jacobs... Heidi Montag. See how natural that sounds! The huge shopping complex at Hollywood and Highland was transformed into a giant runway, and the name was changed to "Heidiwood and Highland" for the day (oh jeez). I took a look at some of the runway shots, and I don't see why this needed a runway show!! Heidi's pieces look like any random thing you could find at Forever 21, Wet Seal, or... Anchor Blue! Go figure. But hey, gotta give Heidi props on one thing- she sure is milking this 15 minutes for all it's worth and cashing in on as much as possible while she still can!

Heidi Montag seen on Mar 13 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted grabbing sushi at the just-opened Nobu in Los Angeles with boyfriend and puppet-master Spencer Pratt on March 13, and I have the feeling that Heidi is undergoing some sort of style metamorphosis. Gone are the days of boobalicious sequined mini-dresses... now it's all about dressing like a Beverly Hills housewife! Don't get me wrong, I think this look is MUCH better for Heidi- all of the outfits I've seen her in lately (gasp) I tend to like! If you are diggin' this one, start with a striped cardigan (like Cake Couture's Stripe Cardigan in Cream) and layer over a sky blue tank (like Wilen Los Angeles' Extra Long Tank in Seafoam). Tuck the tank into a sophisticated high-waist skirt (similar to Parameter's High Waist Mini Skirt in Black) and slip into a pair of black peeptoe heels (check out Matiko Footwear's Lisa Heel in Black). Lately, no Heidi Montag outfit is complete without a Chanel bag, but if you can't go around dropping a few thou on a purse, snag Linea Pelle's amazing Dylan Patchwork Speedy Bag in White. It seems like a day can't go by without a new Lauren Conrad slash Heidi Montag feud popping up, and today is no exception. With the launch of Heidi's new line, Heidiwood (oh geez), set to launch at Anchor Blue stores nationwide, it is obvious that there will be a fashion faceoff. First, though, can I just say, how did BOTH of these girls get their own clothing lines? "The Hills"? Le sigh. Montag of course went and opened her big mouth and made a statement about Lauren's collection, saying, "Lauren's line is not necessarily something I would wear. She's trying a high-fashion thing, but it's a little overpriced. Most people can't afford $200 for one dress. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman.” Lauren went the high road and has yet to make a statement to a magazine about what she thinks of Heidiwood. Who's line do you think has more potential, Lauren or Heidi's?

Heidi Montag seen on Feb 28 2008 in Beverly Hills, CA. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted hitting up the Chanel store in Beverly Hills on February 28, taking part in more completely posed "real life" moments while shopping. My favorite: Heidi posing with a Chanel ceramic watch while making a hopeful, smiling face at Spencer. Sheesh, when will these two give it a rest? On the up side, I will say that Heidi looked the most chic and sophisticated I think I've ever seen her look. In a button-down top (like Cake Couture's Shell Box Pleat Shirt in White) tucked into skinny black jeans (check out Serfontaine's Sandra D Jean in Black), Montag accessorized with a pair of round, brown shades (like Nour's Kiara Sunglasses in Manner Mania), silver hoop earrings (Michele Michel's Hammered Hoops in Silver) and vibrant blue Christian Louboutin heels. Don't hate me- but I like Heidi's look here! Not content to just pose for paparazzi and annoy millions, it seems that Heidi and Spencer are set to release their own video game. Yes, you heard me right, a video game. I can just hear the sound of no one buying it now! Spencer tells US Weekly, "You can definitely play as us or you can play against us. You can even torture me. There's going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors. Just be ready, that's all I have to say." I don't think civilization will ever be ready for this, Spencer.

Heidi Montag seen on Feb 12 2008 in West Hollywood, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted out shopping in West Hollywood last night, February 12, carrying along a metal X-Box briefcase with her while she traipsed around town. Wonder what's in Heidi's box of tricks? Wearing a casual outfit consisting of a metallic gold jacket (Walter's Trench Coat in Bronze is similar) over a cami (like Karen Zambos' Satin Cami in Opal) with super duper wide leg denim (check out Hudson Jeans' Deluxe Wide Leg Jean in Brilliant), Montag kept a smile on her face even though she is undoubtedly crying on the inside. Heidi spoke out to US Weekly (of course she did) about the overwhelmingly negative reaction to her do-it-yourself music video for "Higher", saying, "I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me. I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams." Boo-hoo! It seems that even though her song and vid were pretty much universally panned, somehow and by some miracle the song reached the #7 spot on iTunes Top 10. You know Spencer totally bought like 1,000,000 copies of the song. Wait, that would mean Spence has one million bucks just to spend on the song... oh nevermind!

Heidi Montag seen on Feb 01 2008 in Scottsdale, AZ. The natural beauty otherwise known as Heidi Montag was photographed hamming it up on the red carpet of the grand opening of Stone Rose nightclub at the Fairmont Scottsdale Princess on February 1, 2008, and it seems as though Heidi has definitely been practicing her posing in her bedroom mirror at home. I mean, that legs-crossed, over-the-shoulder, hand-on-the-hip pose is complicated! Wearing a low cut mini-dress that accentuated Ms. Montag's best assets (check out Tricia Fix's Kirsten Mini Dress in Purple or Karen Zambos' Short Satin Dress in Red for similar, flirty dresses in different colors) with metallic gold heels, I do have to say, I am loving Heidi's stick straight blowout and luscious new lips. However, a warning: Heidi needs to slow the plastic surgery train down or else she is going to end up in "Real Housewives of Orange County" territory! For real. Heidi's first official single, "Higher", is currently available to preview over at US Weekly's website, and will be available for download on iTunes on Tuesday. Try to be patient. I have to say, I secretly enjoyed Heidi's other released track, "Body Language", when it leaked on Ryan Seacrest's radio show back in August, but this new track of hers... I'm just not even going to comment. Go take a listen, and let me know what you think. Don't say I didn't warn you, there are some sounds you can never un-hear!

Heidi Montag seen on Jan 24 2008 in Hollywood, CA. Heidi Montag is clearly loving the attention from the paparazzi as she club-hops in Hollywood on Thursday, January 24. Going for a glitzy look in a sequined mini-dress (Betsey Johnson's Sequin Strip Dress in Pewter is similar) with a black leather jacket and black and white t-strap stilletos, Montag also donned a black Chanel bag for her evening out (Carla Mancini's Medium Top Zip Cross Stitched Bag in Black is an alternative). I have to say, I actually like Heidi's outfit here... it is of course flashy and screaming "look at me", but for some wacky reason, on Heidi it works. I have to wonder though, where is Spencer? Did he allow Heidi out of her cage for the night? While pretty much everyone has seen Heidi's debut video for her first single, "Higher", it seems that former friend Audrina Patridge is speaking out about the amateur vid. A source says, Audrina "saw the homemade music video and wasn't surprised that the couple would have made it. She said she never would have thought Heidi would ever be a singer, because since Audrina's known her she's never really talked about music or anything and all of a sudden she's putting out this CD and this video." It's called striking while the iron's hot, Audrina!

Heidi Montag seen on Jan 11 2008 in Los Angeles, CA. "The Hills'" resident villainess Heidi Montag was spotted getting her pamper on at a Los Angeles beauty salon on January 11, 2008, and even sported a pair of hot pink flip flops as she left the salon, with her nails freshly massaged and polished. Going for a casual look consisting of a white button down (for a button down with an edge, check out Cake Couture's Regent Shirt in White) with light wash, destroyed denim (for light wash jeans sans rips, take a look at True Religion's Billy Jean in Medium Baja) and her go-to black Chanel bag (Linea Pelle's Dylan Large Shoulder Bag in Black is another amazing black leather shoulder bag worth checking out), Heidi went for the classic, all-American look as she ran around town on Friday. While Heidi has caught major press for her recent plastic surgery (including her very often reported on nose job and breast implants, and more recently her totally Goldie Hawn in First Wives Club lips), it seems that the fakest thing on her hit "reality" (note the quotes) show is in fact not Heidi Montag. Montag has spoken out in this month's Maxim Magazine, saying that in fact "good girl" Lauren Conrad is playing a part for the cameras. Heidi says, Lauren's "changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We're from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She's very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I've heard from other people that she's a big diva now." Uh-oh…diva alert! Heidi continues, the cameras are " not with us all the time, although I wish they were, because it would be a way crazier show. Let's see how Lauren would look then!". Hmm, what do you think? Does MTV make Lauren the favorite and Heidi the villain, or do you think Heidi is telling the truth?

Heidi Montag seen on Dec 30 2007 in Brentwood, CA. Heidi Montag was spotted alongside boyfriend Spencer Pratt on Sunday, December 30 dining at Brentwood's sushi hot spot Katsuya. Also along for the ride is what it looks to be a brand new accessory for Heidi... lips! In her signature over labeled look, Montag made sure to do it yet again for the paparazzo this time around. Alongside her blatant Burberry scarf and logo heavy Chanel bag (just like the one Lauren received from Jason in the first season of "The Hills"), Montag decided to brighten the ensemble up a bit with a pair of electric blue and black suede boots. Heidi completed her look with a black textured dress (check out Yoana Baraschi's Opera Braided Dress in Black) over a pair of long black leggings (just like Laura Dahl's Longfellows Leggings in Noir). Whether or not the newly puckered up lips are some lip enhancing lip gloss or from a recent trip to the plastic surgeon, Heidi's lips still keep on moving. Heidi's set to be on the cover of the next issue of magazine Maxim spilling the news on the real Lauren Conrad. When being asked on if her and L.C. are really friends, Heidi replied: "She's changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We're from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She's very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I've heard from other people that she's a big diva now." Uh oh! Will Lauren have some kind words to say back to Heidi in response to this recent attack? Team Heidi or Team Lauren, whose side are you on?

Heidi Montag seen on Dec 12 2007 in Pacific Palisades, CA. "Hills" star Heidi Montag was spotted running to the bank in Pacific Palisades, CA on December 12 (and without Spencer, I might add), and it was literally like a battle of the designer brands on the petite reality star. Between the Dolce & Gabanna sunglasses, Louis Vuitton wallet and Dior scarf, I think Heidi needs a lesson in "less is more"... or at least stick to the same designer in a single outfit! Also wearing a cherry print long sleeve tee (Woo's flowery Long Sleeve Crew Neck in Ivory is similar) with straight leg jeans (check out True Religions' Johnny Jean with New Hardware in Urban Cowboy) and chestnut Uggs, at least Heidi looks a little modest here (for her!). Heidi has spoken out recently to "Access Hollywood" about her very talked about plastic surgery, and is saying that she has absolutely no regrets. Heidi says, "It was really something that had been tormenting me and I was very insecure about it. I thought about it for several years and I waited until I had the finances and really thought about it and was old enough to really make a mature decision." Heidi, you're only 21! I understanding that this is something that she really wanted, but for some reason when I watch "The Hills" I don't really get an overwhelming sense of maturity from her... thoughts?

Heidi Montag seen on Dec 07 2007 in Los Angeles, CA. "The Hills" star that everyone loves to hate, Heidi Montag, showed up at Spike TV's 2007 Video Game Awards in Los Angeles on December 7, hitting the red carpet with the classic hand on the hip pose. Wearing an outfit that basically screams "LOOK AT ME!", Heidi chose a sparkly grey dress that emphasized her, ahem, newly acquired assets (if you love the sequin look, check out LaROK's Serengetic Tunic in Silver, or for a longer dress, Gold Hawk's Aofe Long Dress in Moonrock would do the trick) accessorized with black pumps and a black clutch (take your pick of Linea Pelle's Angie Clutch in Black or Antoinette Lee Designs' Lua Chain Clutch in Black Patent Leather). But then, Heidi committed what is probably the ultimate fashion faux-pas not only in Hollywood (in life!) by wearing the EXACT same dress to "The Hills" after party at Area on Monday. Photgraphed twice in the same dress? Ay yi yi! But then again, I wouldn't really expect anything else from Ms. Montag. In other Heidi news, it seems that Spencer "wants her back". Spence told Ryan Seacrest on air that he's "madly in love with Heidi and trying to win her back to marry her. I don't know where Heidi is, I know she needs her space, but I don't want to get back to my bachelor days. Heidi is the most perfect girl on the planet." Ok, I'm confused. I know in the finale Heidi was seen packing up to go home and came to the aftershow without her engagement ring (and without Spencer), but she came to the Video Game Awards with Spencer on December 7! How does he not know where she is if he just attended an event with her?? Oh "Hills", you never cease to confuse with your iffy reality!